Friday, November 30, 2007

I Woke Up So Happy. 55 Hiawatha LRT Westbound

Oh my god! I woke up so happy this morning. I dreamt I was shopping, and it was so real.

Friday, October 19, 2007

I'll be at Spanky's. 74S Eastbound, St. Paul

Can you tell her to call me please? Because this is an emergency, and I need to talk to her. I'll be at Spanky's. The number is ...-...-....
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My friend's 13-year old son got busted for having alcohol in her house. And now he just got caught stealing two guns from Walmart. With his friend. Are you still there?

Thursday, June 07, 2007

I'm Talking About Hot Dogs. The St. Paul Grill.

1: I would really like to be in that picture right now. With naked Victorian women.

2: I just think it's really interesting. That was like the goddess body. You know, I wore a bigger size in the 7th grade than I do now.

1: I could really go for a hot dog right now.

3: You're talking about cocktail weenies?

1: No, I'm talking about hot dogs.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Prom Night. Ficocello's Hair Styling Salon.

So you think I should just use silver eye shadow or should I try to find some yellow? Should I just use silver and black? I have silver accessories.
How much should I charge for liquor?

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

It Means You're Creative. Minneapolis Convention Center.

In a Conference Room ...
1: May I have your autograph?

2: Sure.

1: Look, she's left-handed, too!

2: Some people say that means my brain is in backwards.

1: No. It means you're creative.

In the Women's Bathroom ...
1: The corporate world, all of the systems we're involved in, are patriarchal. We're trying to bring it back to matriarchal. Because when women ruled the world, it was much more peaceful.

2: No wars.

In the Hallway ...
1: Excuse me, do you know where the Hyatt is? I know it's close.

2: It is close. Let's look out the window.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Inspiring and Obvious. St. Paul Art Crawl.

When you see a good work of art, it's inspiring and obvious.