Stool 1: You could kill him with Jesus.
Bartender: No, Jesus is hollow.
Stool 1: Oh.
Stool 2: It appears that Jesus is for the half and half-nots.
Stool 3: It appears that Jesus is a jello mold.
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Saturday, February 04, 2006
Naked, Half-naked, Waxed. 55 Hiawatha Line, Eastbound, Mpls.
She: Want to go to Hooters again?
He: No.
She: Too much torture?
He: Too many naked women there.
She: They're not naked.
He: Half-naked. I just want to rip their clothes off.
She: You're crazy.
He: What the fuck are you putting on? Eye shit?
She: I need to get my eyebrows waxed.
He: Why don't you just pluck 'em?
She: I do.
He: No.
She: Too much torture?
He: Too many naked women there.
She: They're not naked.
He: Half-naked. I just want to rip their clothes off.
She: You're crazy.
He: What the fuck are you putting on? Eye shit?
She: I need to get my eyebrows waxed.
He: Why don't you just pluck 'em?
She: I do.
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