Saturday, May 19, 2007

Prom Night. Ficocello's Hair Styling Salon.

So you think I should just use silver eye shadow or should I try to find some yellow? Should I just use silver and black? I have silver accessories.
How much should I charge for liquor?

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

It Means You're Creative. Minneapolis Convention Center.

In a Conference Room ...
1: May I have your autograph?

2: Sure.

1: Look, she's left-handed, too!

2: Some people say that means my brain is in backwards.

1: No. It means you're creative.

In the Women's Bathroom ...
1: The corporate world, all of the systems we're involved in, are patriarchal. We're trying to bring it back to matriarchal. Because when women ruled the world, it was much more peaceful.

2: No wars.

In the Hallway ...
1: Excuse me, do you know where the Hyatt is? I know it's close.

2: It is close. Let's look out the window.