Saturday, February 04, 2006

Naked, Half-naked, Waxed. 55 Hiawatha Line, Eastbound, Mpls.

She: Want to go to Hooters again?

He: No.

She: Too much torture?

He: Too many naked women there.

She: They're not naked.

He: Half-naked. I just want to rip their clothes off.

She: You're crazy.

He: What the fuck are you putting on? Eye shit?

She: I need to get my eyebrows waxed.

He: Why don't you just pluck 'em?

She: I do.

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