Thursday, February 09, 2006

Bartender Brandishing a Cheap Brass Jesus. W. A. Frost, St. Paul

Stool 1: You could kill him with Jesus.

Bartender: No, Jesus is hollow.

Stool 1: Oh.

Stool 2: It appears that Jesus is for the half and half-nots.

Stool 3: It appears that Jesus is a jello mold.

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